Human Tongue Trophy

The humans are short lived and greedy creatures, and they speak too much on topics they know nothing about. That’s why you take the tongue from every human you ever come across.

You keep a collection of these disgusting tongues, hung from leather around your neck. You want those lousy men to fear you and your ferocious might. Wearing your Human Tongue Trophy around your neck has caused quite a commotion in the human ranks.

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Zombies are coming. They are heading straight for your camp. As you scramble to escape, one of your fellow survivors gives you a funny look. The only weapon you could find to defend yourself was a Meat Cleaver.

Still, you’ve got a strong arm and a lot of determination. There is always a chance that you’ll find yourself alone against the undead, and you plan on giving those monsters a hard time if they plan on making you dinner. Then again, you recognize the irony in wielding a kitchen tool.

DETAILS

Dark Moon’s Meat Cleaver is an ideal companion for anyone looking to find their way around the post-apocalyptic world. Sculpted and handpainted to look like a realistic butcher knife, this latex weapon is 36 cm long with a 9 cm wide head and a 16 cm grip. The blade appears well used with several notches along the edge, and a ring on the spine for hanging the cleaver from a belt.

The Meat Cleaver has a large ergonomic handle with defined edges and three metal studs. The blade has a modern plastic-like look similar to a mid-range kitchen utensil. Made from durable closed cell foam around a fibreglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your post-apocalyptic kit.

HISTORY

• Largely used as a kitchen or butcher knife, intended for hacking through bone
• Real cleavers have thicker edges to withstand repeated blows against hard surfaces

What better way to show how many enemies you have slain than by keeping their heads as vile trophies?

These are also soft enough to be used as throwing weapons in most local game systems once you have removed the bone from the nose.