When you accepted this quest to steal a goblin horde’s loot, you’d honestly figured that the townsfolk had been exaggerating about the numbers. Sure, you thought. They probably think a goblin horde is only a handful of the little buggers. Nope. Turns out that when townsfolk say a horde, they mean at least sixty.
Really, they should have called it an army.
Oh well. The best plan you can manage with this bit of news is to disguise yourself as a goblin and join the ranks--just until you can get your hands on the treasure, in any case. That is assuming no one realizes the face you are using isn’t originally your own.
Epic Armoury’s Goblin Trophy Mask is a face mask designed to look like the torn away face of a goblin. Hide your face behind the stolen one of a defeated enemy, kept as a disguise or a tool to frighten your opponents. Made from 100% natural latex, this mask covers the whole face with roomy holes around the eyes, nostrils, and mouth for comfort and speech.
The face itself is narrow with a long pointed nose. Wrinkles and jagged edges give it the realistic appearance of having been torn away from the face of the victim. The complexion is a dark green with black shading.
Secure the mask to your face using the adjustable leather cords. Customize the mask’s appearance with Epic Effects Water-Based Makeup.
Similar in use to the historical practice of human trophy collecting
Remains of the deceased were collected to demonstrate dominance or to commemorate
Goblins first appeared in stories during the Middle Ages, and were typically described as small, greedy creatures with magical abilities
War is all that you know. For your clan, war is a permanent state of being. Just as you need meat to sustain you and leather armour to protect your leathery green skin, war keeps your thirst for chaos and violence sated.
Your clan now gathers to prepare for the war against the goblins. The creatures used to be your allies, but in the last battle they became cowardly and ran. Now there is nothing more to be done than to hunt down every one of them and serve them over your fire.