Epic Christmas Cracker

Tired of the crappy old Christmas Cracker?

Why not make your festive season EPIC with our Epic Christmas Crackers!

Each cracker contains:

• 3x gold coins
• 1x piece of character building jewlery
• A terrible fantasy inspired joke and/or riddle
• The MANDATORY shitty paper crown
• One Epic Armoury knife, because this is a family occassion and you may need to shank someone. Probably that uncle. You know the one.

Please be aware that supplies are strictly limited.

Image shows an example of the style of items included but exact contents (e.g. type of jewellery, design of knife) varies between crackers, as does the external cracker wrapping.

It goes by many names.
Gelatinous Cube.
Dungeon Slime.
Monstrous Ameoba.
Dungeon Roomba...

It is the classic foe, fearsome to all adventurers than those with enchanted weapons (or the tinkerer that learnt to make bottles of hand-sani from Dwarven liquor), and it can now be hung from any appropriate ledge. A Christmas tree, your car's rear view mirror, the little corner strap bit of your mobile phone.
Why, it's the gift of surprisngly few uses, but it looks really cute and that's the point.

Well... no points... it's a gelatinous cube...

So if you need the perfect Secret Santa gift for the geek in your office and need to keep it under $20?
Need to appeal to their interests without risking getting them something they already have like yet another set of polyhedral dice?
Then this is the perfect gift!

What if you only ever needed a single item to roll ALL of the dice? You'd think it was Christmas, right?

And what if it WERE Christmas as a part of it?

Well that's what you've got with this Christmas Tree spinner that works as a D4, D6, D8, d!0, D12, and D20

A basic set of seven Polyhedral dice you can use to show your pride at games. Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included

These dice glow with their deadly power. What mob would be foolish enough to get in the way of your D20 now that it pulses with the very brilliance of their demise?

A basic set of seven Polyhedral dice for use at games. Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included

Soooooo, these dice aren't actually made from jelly. Because that'd roll terrible, even though it'd taste amazing.
So don't stick the Jelly Dice in your mouth, no matter what your inner dice goblin says. Even if it tells you that if you're cold then that means your dice are also cold, do not put them in your mouth.
.... No!

A basic set of seven Polyhedral dice for use at games. Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included

Note: Colours may vary from images shown (e.g. pink might be light pink / bright pink / dark pink).

If you require a specific shade, please ask and we will attempt to match you to the right dice set.

Thither and yon, doth shining rock of sums roll. But in which ways shall these differ? Knowledge be a font.

Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included