Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer

You'll never get lost in the London fog again thanks to Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer.

Ensuring one can never be lost in the blasted London Fogs ever again with the latest in geomagnetic position devices, this bracer comes armoured in pattern stamped brass for the discerning gentleman looking to make a statement. Should one still somehow lose their way and end up in a less than desirable location filled with strumpets and dollymops, rest assured in the safety of one's valuables thanks to the hand inbuilt anti-personnel dazzler device!
Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

"Egads, Stimmons! What was that loud bang? And, why, your eyes! They're just steaming sockets! What happened, man?!"

"Oh, you know how it goes, sir. You're spending one moment looking into the beaker and postulating how much energy you can extract from a grain of Prometheum by dropping a splash of ether over it and accidentally let your wedding ring get in there and POP! Next thing you know everything's gone dark and you can taste purple. Give us a hand up, will you?

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
With Finneas Dodger's Ensconcing Goggles you can safely protect your eyes from all forms of gasses (from mustard to dijon!) intensely bright light such as those of a corpuscular explosion of observing the angered face of God, or simply prevent others from observing your lack of testicular fortitude when you weep at the sight of your wife after they have passed from consumption during a round of social croquet on The Greens.

Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

The best made armour is crafted by the most skilled smiths, the leather worked with such precision and care that the wearer can move unhindered, but still protected on the battlefield.

You have commissioned a leather crafter to create a pair of Samurai Bracers for you. Before she is paid you want to be certain it is properly made armour, and so you conduct a test. With the bracers properly tied to your arm, you perform a series of sword drills, faster than the eye can properly see.

The bracers are perfect.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Samurai Bracers are a set of leather vambraces designed to protect the forearms and hands in combat. Made from full-grain leather, these bracers have been sculpted to comfortably follow the shape of the arms. The leather has been hardened and the edges curved to add structural strength that will ensure added protection and longevity.

Comfortably secure the Samurai Bracers by lacing the leather cords on the underside and tightly wrap the heavy cotton fabric around the wrist. Attach the handguard by gripping the cotton cord around the knuckles. Inspired by Asian traditional armour, these bracers are perfectly matched with other products from Epic Armoury’s Asian Universe.

HISTORY

• Hand and arm protection are one of the oldest forms of armour, due to its importance in combat
• This particular style might also be referred to as a demi-gauntlet, due to its limited finger protection

Adjusting the armour tight over your gambeson, your fingers are a little shaky. It’s your first time leaving home on your own, and while you saved up your money to buy this Ready for Battle Bracers, you aren’t certain you’re ready for the adventuring life.

As you make your final adjustments, admiring how secure and sturdy your bracers feel, your mother fusses over your hair. She finally hands you a bag full of a packed lunch. Tearfully, she tells you not to die out there--to come home to their little cottage!--before you set out on the road.

DETAILS

These bestselling Ready For Battle Bracers are a set of armour pieces designed to protect the forearm against weapons and bowstrings. Made from a single piece of chrome-tanned leather and stitched to improve the structural stability and to prevent it from deforming when wet or worn, these bracers are an affordable solution to your costuming needs. Secure the bracers to the arms by lacing its split-leather cord tight through its rows of eyelets.

The Ready For Battle Bracers are a good starting point for a roleplaying career, as they are fully compatible with all Epic Armoury’s leather and metal armours. The style is simple, allowing the bracers to be used with almost any character or setting.

Available in Medium and Large.

HISTORY

• Unlike popular belief, arm protection was only called a “bracer” if it was meant to protect the forearm of an archer.
• Forearm protection not intended for an archer would have been called a “vambrace” or “forearm guard”

The Empire has taken over the kingdom--and your home. What was once your tribe has been taken from you in the name of the Emperor, but you will not be silenced.

You look the part of a Queen in your Shoulder Armour and corset as you meet with your warriors in secret. You are plotting a revolt against your oppressors, the spark that will ignite the fire and the war that is sure to follow. You will not stand down. You are prepared to do everything it takes to win back what is rightfully yours.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Shoulder Armour is a handsomely crafted piece of armour with shoulder and upper arm protection. Made from vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, this armour features a pauldron and a sword-breaker designed to deflect blows away from the head. Using overlapping and form-fitting plates to add extra strength to the leather, you can expect to use this shoulder guard for a long time with regular leather care. The upper arm guard is embellished with flattened leather cords and toned rivets.

Secure the Shoulder Armour using the sturdy leather straps around the upper arm and the chest. You can wear it on either shoulder or as a pair together. The style is neutral, allowing you to easily match it with other Epic Armoury leather and metal armours when customizing your character’s equipment.

HISTORY

• Inspired by armour historically made from metal
• Historically designed with sculpted ridges and overlapping plates to provide reinforced protection and to deflect attacks on a chaotic battlefield