Finneas Dodger's Confabulous Spinning Randomiser

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

You'll never get lost in the London fog again thanks to Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer.

Ensuring one can never be lost in the blasted London Fogs ever again with the latest in geomagnetic position devices, this bracer comes armoured in pattern stamped brass for the discerning gentleman looking to make a statement. Should one still somehow lose their way and end up in a less than desirable location filled with strumpets and dollymops, rest assured in the safety of one's valuables thanks to the hand inbuilt anti-personnel dazzler device!
Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

"Egads, Stimmons! What was that loud bang? And, why, your eyes! They're just steaming sockets! What happened, man?!"

"Oh, you know how it goes, sir. You're spending one moment looking into the beaker and postulating how much energy you can extract from a grain of Prometheum by dropping a splash of ether over it and accidentally let your wedding ring get in there and POP! Next thing you know everything's gone dark and you can taste purple. Give us a hand up, will you?

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
With Finneas Dodger's Ensconcing Goggles you can safely protect your eyes from all forms of gasses (from mustard to dijon!) intensely bright light such as those of a corpuscular explosion of observing the angered face of God, or simply prevent others from observing your lack of testicular fortitude when you weep at the sight of your wife after they have passed from consumption during a round of social croquet on The Greens.

Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

Suitable for both fantasy and a post-apocalyptic look, the Gear Axe is one of the most versatile weapons in our arsenal!

There are a few tricks you have learned in order to survive the post-apocalyptic wastelands--and the most important trick involves making weapons out of whatever you can find.

You crafted the Gear Axe out of an old gear, sharpened and attached to a pole. It required some ingenuity and a lot of patience, but now you have a weapon perfect against raiders and would-be thieves once your bullets run out.

DETAILS

Dark Moon’s Gear Axe is a latex rugged weapon made for post-apocalyptic times. The Gear Axe is 155 cm long with a 115 cm grip sculpted and handpainted to look like real wood. The large axe head is designed to look like a gear-blade with a 60 cm bite and 17 teeth. The opposite side features three spikes, just incase the gear-blade isn’t dangerous enough for you.

Made from durable closed cell foam around a solid fibreglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your post-apocalyptic kit.

HISTORY

• An example of a weapon you might find after the world-as-we-know-it ends
• Used as protection when you’ve inevitably run out of bullets for your gun

Prepared to die?
... because it's the singular of dice!
...
... AND THESE HAVE SKULLS ON THEM!! >_>

These fine resin dice add an air of mystery and theater to any setting in which they are used, and can be used to substitute any regularly numbered D6.
Purchase them individually, or as a set of 5.

A basic set of seven Polyhedral dice for use at games. Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included

The perfect acompaniment to a set of polyhedral dice.

PLEASE NOTE: This product listing is only for the tin holding the dice as pictured, and does not come with dice on its own.
Please browse our fine selection for an accompanying set if you need dice.