Finneas Dodger's Confabulous Spinning Randomiser

The Brave inventor and explorer Finneas Dodger often finds himself asking tough questions such as "what is random" and how do you represent it? If you flipped a coin, at what point was it decided whether it would land heads or tails? Before the flip? After it was flipped but before it landed? After it landed? None of the above? 

To solve this problem once and for all, Finneas in a bout of a sleepless 90 hour stint came out of his workshop with the Confabulous Spinning Randomiser! As if you were flipping 500 coins at once this non dice die contains the notations for a D20, D10 and D8 on one side and a D12, D6 and D4 on the other side, and a convenient spinner at the bottom means with a stroke of the finger, you are rolling 6 dice of different values at once! THE VALUE IS UNCOUNTABLE!

And once again, Finneas Dodger once against saves the day!

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

You'll never get lost in the London fog again thanks to Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer.

Ensuring one can never be lost in the blasted London Fogs ever again with the latest in geomagnetic position devices, this bracer comes armoured in pattern stamped brass for the discerning gentleman looking to make a statement. Should one still somehow lose their way and end up in a less than desirable location filled with strumpets and dollymops, rest assured in the safety of one's valuables thanks to the hand inbuilt anti-personnel dazzler device!
Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

"Egads, Stimmons! What was that loud bang? And, why, your eyes! They're just steaming sockets! What happened, man?!"

"Oh, you know how it goes, sir. You're spending one moment looking into the beaker and postulating how much energy you can extract from a grain of Prometheum by dropping a splash of ether over it and accidentally let your wedding ring get in there and POP! Next thing you know everything's gone dark and you can taste purple. Give us a hand up, will you?

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
With Finneas Dodger's Ensconcing Goggles you can safely protect your eyes from all forms of gasses (from mustard to dijon!) intensely bright light such as those of a corpuscular explosion of observing the angered face of God, or simply prevent others from observing your lack of testicular fortitude when you weep at the sight of your wife after they have passed from consumption during a round of social croquet on The Greens.

Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

Suitable for both fantasy and a post-apocalyptic look, the Gear Axe is one of the most versatile weapons in our arsenal!

There are a few tricks you have learned in order to survive the post-apocalyptic wastelands--and the most important trick involves making weapons out of whatever you can find.

You crafted the Gear Axe out of an old gear, sharpened and attached to a pole. It required some ingenuity and a lot of patience, but now you have a weapon perfect against raiders and would-be thieves once your bullets run out.

DETAILS

Dark Moon’s Gear Axe is a latex rugged weapon made for post-apocalyptic times. The Gear Axe is 155 cm long with a 115 cm grip sculpted and handpainted to look like real wood. The large axe head is designed to look like a gear-blade with a 60 cm bite and 17 teeth. The opposite side features three spikes, just incase the gear-blade isn’t dangerous enough for you.

Made from durable closed cell foam around a solid fibreglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your post-apocalyptic kit.

HISTORY

• An example of a weapon you might find after the world-as-we-know-it ends
• Used as protection when you’ve inevitably run out of bullets for your gun

A basic set of seven Polyhedral dice for use at games. Includes:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 2D10 (one marked for use in percentile rolls)
• 1D12
• 1D20

Carry pouch included

Delivered in a fantastic felt lined gift box, these 23mm Dungeon or Dragon ready sets contains:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 1D10
• 1D10 percentile
• 1D12
• 1D20
• Gift suitable box

Sometimes you need ot be able to whip the dice out at a time that no one is expecting it. These tiny dice are perfect for any flambouyant bard or risk taking rogue looking to add a touch of flair with slight of hand...

... or general kawaii-ness. They're a maximum of 10mm across!

This Dungeon or Dragon ready set contains:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 1D10
• 1D10 percentile
• 1D12
• 1D20