Masculine Crown

The manly metal of this man crown is man-forged in man fires of manliness, every manly detail manning to the man essence of a man’s man spirit. A man who mans this crown is man among men, manning his manly pride. The manly gems in the crown man-shine with man light of a thousand manly stars, each one a man testament to man’s manly achievements. This man crown is a man’s manly man dream, a symbol of manhood only a man man can man appreciate. When a man mans this crown, he mans the manly weight of man responsibilities, and his manly heart mans with pride. It’s a man crown that mans the manly journey, the manly struggles, the manly triumph of a man. A man with this crown mans tall, manning every manly challenge with manly man confidence. This man crown is not for any man, but for man who mans what it means to man. It’s the ultimate manly man accessory for the ultimate man.

The way the human children look at you, you would assume they have never seen an elf before. Granted, it isn’t often that you travel into cities. You prefer the tranquil sounds of the forest, away from the stench and chaos of busy human streets.

However, you have business with a certain wizard in town. So while your elven garb--Cape Exclusive, tunic, and weapons--cause you to stand out amongst the crowd, you continue without raising a fuss. After all, they are only short-lived creatures. They don’t know any better than to stare.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Cape Exclusive is a beautifully adorned long cape with a hood. Designed to provide significant cover thanks to the rounded shoulders, this cape offers protection from the elements from head to the mid-calf. Made from heavy cotton twill to keep you warm, the inside is lined with soft cotton to add comfort and weight for cold days. Elvish embroidery embellishes this cape, adding great detail to an already high quality product.

Capes are great garments for rounding off character looks, and the Cape Exclusive is a stylish layer that especially fits a roguish or elven character. Secure the cape around your neck by tying the cotton straps at the throat.

HISTORY

• One of the oldest garments known to humanity
• Common fashion in medieval Europe, especially with a hood
• Hoods were a common garment worn by all social classes in a huge variety of forms and shapes

No person’s armour is strong enough to withstand the sheer force of a well placed mace. Your Noble Mace is built to maximize the momentum thanks to its specific design, wielding most of its weight right where it hurts most.

No matter how thick your enemy’s helmet, your weapon is proof that the winner is the one with the most brute force. Like most privileged nobles, you approach most of your battles in this same headlong manner.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Noble Mace is a 95 cm long latex mace inspired by royal ceremonial maces--with a dangerous twist! The mace has four golden flanges, each featuring two spikes and scalloped decoration along the staff. The 33 cm head has a spike at the top, and is built around a central decorated knob. A 16 cm handle at the end of the steel coloured staff is wrapped in black split-leather to provide a comfortable grip.

Made from durable closed cell foam around a fibreglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, your LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you need for a reliable, unique costume.

HISTORY

• Flange would have been designed to penetrate armour
• Maces were first designed to cause harm without penetrating armour due to the force of their blows
• Large knobs in a mace would have added weight to add more bludgeoning damage

Oh, yes, sitting.
The great leveler.
From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?

These lovely DIY thrones are easy to set up at home or events and will give anyone an absolutely regal appearance with the enforced lordly posture.

Made with treated, 5 layer plywood you may wish to stain and lacquer or attach fabric and cushioning to these prior to assembly.

The thrones arrive unassembled, but can be easily assembled by hand without tools (and disassembled and reassembled as required).

N.B.: Some assembly required. 
MAX Load: 150kg

We recommend orders placed to be sent by courier opt for the courier with freight insurance option at checkout due to the bulky nature of this product.

Bulky Item Packaging Surcharge $15 (refundable for pick up orders)

Bulky Item Packaging Surcharge $15 (refundable for pick up orders)

Just a man with a few 3d printer and some wood working skills... Let's see what we can make with that.

Your squire buckles the straps of your custom-fit armour, adjusting it to be comfortable and snug over your gambeson. Then you are handed your piece-de-resistance: the Noble Sword. You paid top coin for this sword, and you expect people will be impressed when they see how it shines on the battlefield.

Your blacksmith assured you that the Noble Sword’s design was both effective and awe-inspiring, and you’re one to agree. You are a mighty warrior, indeed, to be the owner of such fine craftsmanship. A fitting symbol of your godly-given status.

DETAILS

This bestselling Epic Armoury Noble Sword is a longsword with a distinctive rapier-inspired hilt. The sword is 110 cm long from point to pommel, with a slim 85 cm double-edged blade. The piece-de-resistance is the cross-guard: a supported bar to catch slashing strikes and a mesh of elegantly circled wire to stop thrusting attacks. The long handle is wrapped in black split-leather and allows one or two-handed use, and is topped by an elegantly carved pommel.

This longsword has the look of a classical renaissance sword and can be used in almost any setting you require, especially if you are looking for refinement or the look of a seasoned veteran.

HISTORY

• Commonly referred to as a “broadsword,” which is actually a historically incorrect term
• Similar to the “cut & thrust swords” popular in the late 16th century, but with a longer handle

They say "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown". And given the weight of the bloody things, we can understand why. How you could be assassinated when you could simply take one of these off and bludgeon someone to death boggles us.

Sometimes you need a crown that will not weigh your head with the pressure of rulership. Sometimes you require the kind of crown that lets people know that you are a ruler of ice and fire and swiftness and vengeance, and that you're perhaps not afraid to occassionally lose your head.

BRING OUT YOUR INNER DRAMA QUEEN

Perfect for Cosplay, a costume party or a LARP character, the Diadem Laureli is a great less expensive alternative to real jewellery. Designed by Atelier Fantastic’Art and made from thick 100% natural high-quality latex making it strong and durable, ensuring long life and extended reuse, this diadem is a regular jewel.

Sculpted and hand-painted in antique gold colour with details like green and red inlayed gemstones and intricate ornamentation, it appears realistically like metal. Fastened at the back with a broad and sturdy elastic band and a bow tie buckle, the size fits all. Perfect for the Medieval noble lady, the Viking queen or the high-fantasy princess.

HISTORY

• A diadem is an ornamental headband or a type of crown that is typically worn by royalty
• Symbolizes regal power and dignity

"Wearing crowns of thorns upon a liar's chair is for humans, and we are above such concerns. As such, our crowns are not thorn but merely the vine upon which possibilities grow. The vine that weaves its way with care and resilience. The vine that will tear down walls of stone and remain centuries after the last man made thing has crumbled into nought but dust! THAT IS OUR CROWN!"

This bejewelled circlet is fit for any fae or one of the fairer kinds. It can be gently reshaped by hand to fit almost any head other than the most swollen.