Pipe

If you don't think Bunnings isn't the first place you should be going as civilization crumbles, you have NOT prepared for the Apocalypse...

“I Fight with Plumbing Supplies”

Dark Moon’s Pipe is a 60 cm latex pipe, handpainted to look like real, tarnished steel. This improvised weapon goes beyond a simple metal pipe, with sculpted details so intricate that it could be mistaken for the real thing. Each end of the straight bar features fine sculpted tread, with a 9 cm external coupling fitted to the top like a mace head. A 13 cm long suede leather grip has been added to the bottom, giving it a little extra comfort when wielded against your enemies.

Future plumbers looking for piping material are advised that this item may be better for slaying mutant rodents in the post-apocalypse than running radioactive water to a sink. The Pipe is not hollow, but is constructed from EVA foam around a solid fibreglass rod and a strong kevlar core tip. Safety is important and incorporated in this design--because we don’t actually want you to hurt your friends dressed up as amazing zombies! It is finished with a durable layer of latex to prevent shredding and to give it a realistic, smooth surface.

”They were murdered with the lead pipe in the library…”

• An example of a weapon you might find after the world-as-we-know-it ends
• Used as protection when you’ve inevitably run out of bullets for your gun
• Pipes are straight cylinders typically used to move liquids and gases, and require fittings such and elbows, tees, and couplings
• An ironic weapon of choice for many LARPers who have built boffers with plumbing supplies over the years