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Protect Thy Balls!

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Whilst crotch hits are usually not game legal in any system we can think of, and rarely intentional, they're still going to happen and the pain is going to be all too real. Debilitating. Potentially nauseating.

So you can either get one of these, or at some point you will become the Idiocracy reference of "Ow! My balls!"

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The name is a bit misleading.

It does protect your head, just not the one you're meant to think with.

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Whilst crotch hits are usually not game legal in any system we can think of, and rarely intentional, they're still going to happen and the pain is going to be all too real. Debilitating. Potentially nauseating.

So you can either get one of these, or at some point you will become the Idiocracy reference of "Ow! My balls!"

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