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Protective Cup

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Protect Thy Balls!

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Whilst crotch hits are usually not game legal in any system we can think of, and rarely intentional, they're still going to happen and the pain is going to be all too real. Debilitating. Potentially nauseating.

So you can either get one of these, or at some point you will become the Idiocracy reference of "Ow! My balls!"

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The name is a bit misleading.

It does protect your head, just not the one you're meant to think with.

 

The most gracious Bone Queen has granted you eternal life. She is the creator and goddess of the Undead Flesh, and she demands the extinction of every settler! Without tiring and with the constant assistance of the necromancers, you will personally see that every one of the mortal settlers be vanquished.

You are one of the Bone Queen’s corpse warriors, a Loyal, and it is with your help that the Undead Flesh will one day reconquest their own lands.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s CQ Undead Skull Plate is a decorative crest that can be easily added to your armour in order to display your loyalty. Featuring a skull insignia embossed on metal, pledge your allegiance to the Undead Flesh with this intimidating dark metal plate. Two leather loops make it easy to attach to your belt.

The CQ Undead Skull Plate is fully usable with other Epic Armoury metal products, giving you the freedom to customize your character’s costume. Made of 1 mm thick galvanized mild steel, this armour piece is built to withstand the abuse of a LARP or reenactment with regular leather and metal armour care.

HISTORY

  • Used as the uniform of choice for Undead Flesh, an NPC group of enemies within the ConQuest universe
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Protective Cup
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Whilst crotch hits are usually not game legal in any system we can think of, and rarely... more
Product information "Protective Cup"

Whilst crotch hits are usually not game legal in any system we can think of, and rarely intentional, they're still going to happen and the pain is going to be all too real. Debilitating. Potentially nauseating.

So you can either get one of these, or at some point you will become the Idiocracy reference of "Ow! My balls!"

Material: ABS Plastic
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