Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer

You'll never get lost in the London fog again thanks to Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer.

Ensuring one can never be lost in the blasted London Fogs ever again with the latest in geomagnetic position devices, this bracer comes armoured in pattern stamped brass for the discerning gentleman looking to make a statement. Should one still somehow lose their way and end up in a less than desirable location filled with strumpets and dollymops, rest assured in the safety of one's valuables thanks to the hand inbuilt anti-personnel dazzler device!
Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.