"Wearing crowns of thorns upon a liar's chair is for humans, and we are above such concerns. As such, our crowns are not thorn but merely the vine upon which possibilities grow. The vine that weaves its way with care and resilience. The vine that will tear down walls of stone and remain centuries after the last man made thing has crumbled into nought but dust! THAT IS OUR CROWN!"
This bejewelled circlet is fit for any fae or one of the fairer kinds. It can be gently reshaped by hand to fit almost any head other than the most swollen.