Elizabethan Collar

Prevent yourself or your loved ones from chewing the stitches out of your nethers after you've been spayed, just like Shakespeare did!

Australian Made

You may have seen armour hoodies online before but ours are something special.
Of Science & Swords Armour Hoodies are equipped with:

• A two part helmet, with removable visor for easy washing;
• A built in sword frog at your hip, for smooth draw in combat
• Two dagger sheaths on the underside of each sleeve, in case you find yourself at close quarters
• Not one, but TWO swordbreaker shoulders

They are made locally, so if you have modifications you would like done, or are of a particular size we can even work with that. Just send us an email and let us know!

The way the human children look at you, you would assume they have never seen an elf before. Granted, it isn’t often that you travel into cities. You prefer the tranquil sounds of the forest, away from the stench and chaos of busy human streets.

However, you have business with a certain wizard in town. So while your elven garb--decorated Fur Hood, tunic, and weapons--cause you to stand out amongst the crowd, you continue without raising a fuss. After all, they are only short-lived creatures. They don’t know any better than to stare.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Fur Hood is an embroidered mantle with a long hood tail. The mantle covers the shoulders, keeping the upper chest warm while the hood protects the head and face from harsh wind. Elvish embroidery and polyester fur trim embellishes this hood, adding great detail to the felted wool. The inside is lined with soft, comfortable cotton.

Hoods are great garments for rounding off character looks, and the Fur Hood is a stylish garment that especially fits a roguish or elven character. Adjust the hood’s facial opening with flat split-leather cord lacing at the throat.

HISTORY

• One of the oldest garments known to humanity
• Common fashion in medieval Europe, especially with a hood

The humans are short lived and greedy creatures, like lice infecting the world with their disease-ridden numbers. That’s why you kill every human you ever come across.

You keep a collection of human fingers, hung from leather around your neck. You want those lousy men to fear you and your ferocious might. Wearing your Human Forefinger Trophy around your neck has caused quite a commotion in the human ranks.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Human Forefinger Trophy is a grisly latex accessory designed to imitate the pointer finger of a humanoid foe. Made from 100% natural latex and stuffed with cotton to give it a realistic weight and feel, this finger adornment can be hung as a talisman from a belt or neck using its leather cord. It is sure to create fear--and hatred--in the hearts of your enemies.

The Human Forefinger Trophy is sculpted and handpainted to appear as if it has been cut off from flesh. Thickened, rough edges along the base look like clots of blood coagulated from the wound. This trophy finger is skin-coloured with shaded creases. It can be carefully dry-brushed or customized using Epic Effects Makeup.

HISTORY

• Similar in use to the historical practice of human trophy collecting
• Remains of the deceased were collected to demonstrate dominance or to commemorate