Ski Mask of the Elder Gods

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This Winter, YOU can be the being of unspeakable horror, but at least you'll be delightfully warm!

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What hideous lake of bile spawned this disgusting appendage?

Measuring in at a terror-inducing length of over 150cm, this grimy tentacle reaches for you from your most primal nightmares. Slimy suction cups, vile veins, putrid pustules: a great addition to any haunt and the perfect gift for the squid-lovers in your life.

Over 5 feet long!
Foam filled latex
Nice and floppy!

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Show your allegiance to the Kraken...

... or your love of hentai.

Really, we're not casting any judgements here.

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