Finneas Dodger's Enervating Tubulous Bracer

Life got you down? Finding your humours are out of alignment?
Redirect their flow with one of Finneas Dodger's  Enervating Tubulous Bracers!

The bracer is a patented mechanical appartus to clamp onto ones forearm, the body's site for the most vigorous of bloods, and swaps the flows between yellow and black biles by alkalising the nebulous streams twixt each whilst maintaing impeccable fashion standards for you to soiree with London Society.

Made from the most synthetic of leather and the finest of copper that ancient Babylon tombs can provide, you'll feel as refreshed as a Consumptive taking in the sea air at Brighton when you wear a Finneas Dodger's  Enervating Tubulous Bracer.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

The street is a hard place to conduct business, but it’s a way of life you’ve become very good at keeping. Two coppers jingle in your pocket, but by the end of the day you’re determined to increase the lot to a gold or two. A good card game and a poor ol’ sap is all it takes.

On your way to your regular spot you pass a lovely lady in a fine dress. You may be a ruffian, but with your candid smile you give the lady a tip of your fanciful Top Hat. She looks flattered, which is a good distraction...because now you’ve got a silver to add to the copper in your pocket.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s full-grain quality leather costume Top Hat is handmade and embellished with a cotton canvas and leather band, held in place with glue, giving this interpretation of the 19th century fashion a rugged twist. The stitching around the edges and the stiff crown strengthen this hat’s structural stability, so with regular leather care you can expect Epic Armoury’s Top Hat to have a long lifetime. Use this Top Hat to create a steampunk statement or add some interest to your kit.

HISTORY

• Also referred to as a “high hat” or “topper”
• Popular from the late 18th to mid 20th century
• Typically worn by upper class gentlemen after the 19th century and constructed using silk or expensive animal furs

You'll never get lost in the London fog again thanks to Finneas Dodger's Fantabulous Personal Locator Bracer.

Ensuring one can never be lost in the blasted London Fogs ever again with the latest in geomagnetic position devices, this bracer comes armoured in pattern stamped brass for the discerning gentleman looking to make a statement. Should one still somehow lose their way and end up in a less than desirable location filled with strumpets and dollymops, rest assured in the safety of one's valuables thanks to the hand inbuilt anti-personnel dazzler device!
Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

"Egads, Stimmons! What was that loud bang? And, why, your eyes! They're just steaming sockets! What happened, man?!"

"Oh, you know how it goes, sir. You're spending one moment looking into the beaker and postulating how much energy you can extract from a grain of Prometheum by dropping a splash of ether over it and accidentally let your wedding ring get in there and POP! Next thing you know everything's gone dark and you can taste purple. Give us a hand up, will you?

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
With Finneas Dodger's Ensconcing Goggles you can safely protect your eyes from all forms of gasses (from mustard to dijon!) intensely bright light such as those of a corpuscular explosion of observing the angered face of God, or simply prevent others from observing your lack of testicular fortitude when you weep at the sight of your wife after they have passed from consumption during a round of social croquet on The Greens.

Lastly, we are aware that the slaughter of animals is an uncouth subject, so do rest assured that this product is cruelty free as it uses a fine simulacra of leather made from many different urethanes.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

Was Finneas Dodger a mad scientist, a merely unhinged engineer, or a rich boy with a greivance after being estranged from his father and the Egyptian Diamond Mines who bought his way into several companies and ousted their original founders?

Sadly, we'll never know as history is blurry on the life of a man who spent large swathes of his personal fortune on ensuring he was always portrayed as a genius by the popular media of the late 19th century, but what we do have left are his(?) inventions which revolutionised the developing world.

The best made armour is crafted by the most skilled smiths, the leather worked with such precision and care that the wearer can move unhindered, but still protected on the battlefield.

You have commissioned a leather crafter to create a pair of Samurai Bracers for you. Before she is paid you want to be certain it is properly made armour, and so you conduct a test. With the bracers properly tied to your arm, you perform a series of sword drills, faster than the eye can properly see.

The bracers are perfect.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Samurai Bracers are a set of leather vambraces designed to protect the forearms and hands in combat. Made from full-grain leather, these bracers have been sculpted to comfortably follow the shape of the arms. The leather has been hardened and the edges curved to add structural strength that will ensure added protection and longevity.

Comfortably secure the Samurai Bracers by lacing the leather cords on the underside and tightly wrap the heavy cotton fabric around the wrist. Attach the handguard by gripping the cotton cord around the knuckles. Inspired by Asian traditional armour, these bracers are perfectly matched with other products from Epic Armoury’s Asian Universe.

HISTORY

• Hand and arm protection are one of the oldest forms of armour, due to its importance in combat
• This particular style might also be referred to as a demi-gauntlet, due to its limited finger protection

Adjusting the armour tight over your gambeson, your fingers are a little shaky. It’s your first time leaving home on your own, and while you saved up your money to buy this Ready for Battle Bracers, you aren’t certain you’re ready for the adventuring life.

As you make your final adjustments, admiring how secure and sturdy your bracers feel, your mother fusses over your hair. She finally hands you a bag full of a packed lunch. Tearfully, she tells you not to die out there--to come home to their little cottage!--before you set out on the road.

DETAILS

These bestselling Ready For Battle Bracers are a set of armour pieces designed to protect the forearm against weapons and bowstrings. Made from a single piece of chrome-tanned leather and stitched to improve the structural stability and to prevent it from deforming when wet or worn, these bracers are an affordable solution to your costuming needs. Secure the bracers to the arms by lacing its split-leather cord tight through its rows of eyelets.

The Ready For Battle Bracers are a good starting point for a roleplaying career, as they are fully compatible with all Epic Armoury’s leather and metal armours. The style is simple, allowing the bracers to be used with almost any character or setting.

Available in Medium and Large.

HISTORY

• Unlike popular belief, arm protection was only called a “bracer” if it was meant to protect the forearm of an archer.
• Forearm protection not intended for an archer would have been called a “vambrace” or “forearm guard”

As a squire, you must wake with the sun to prepare for your training. You are responsible for your master as well as your extra chores, and it’s only after the morning’s water is boiled and you’ve set out your master’s clothing and armour that you are allowed to begin your drills.

What armour you own, a pair of Squire Bracers, is easy enough for you to wear as you practice your sword swings. One day you will be a fearsome knight. For now, you must continue to work hard.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Bracers Squire are sturdy leather armguards designed to protect the forearms during combat. Made from four thick full-grain leather plates fit together using tough leather cords, these bracers have great structural strength to make them last a long time and resist deformation. Comfort is also important, as these bracers feature soft split-leather lining against your skin on the inside.

Secure this gauntlet to your arm by adjusting the leather cord lacing to your desired tightness. The style is timeless and moderate, and is fully compatible with other Epic Armoury leather and metal armours, giving you the freedom to customize your costume.

HISTORY

• Unlike popular belief, arm protection was only called a bracer if it was meant to protect the forearm of an archer
• Forearm protection not intended for an archer would have been called a vambrace or forearm guard

The Empire has taken over the kingdom--and your home. What was once your tribe has been taken from you in the name of the Emperor, but you will not be silenced.

You look the part of a Queen in your Shoulder Armour and corset as you meet with your warriors in secret. You are plotting a revolt against your oppressors, the spark that will ignite the fire and the war that is sure to follow. You will not stand down. You are prepared to do everything it takes to win back what is rightfully yours.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Shoulder Armour is a handsomely crafted piece of armour with shoulder and upper arm protection. Made from vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, this armour features a pauldron and a sword-breaker designed to deflect blows away from the head. Using overlapping and form-fitting plates to add extra strength to the leather, you can expect to use this shoulder guard for a long time with regular leather care. The upper arm guard is embellished with flattened leather cords and toned rivets.

Secure the Shoulder Armour using the sturdy leather straps around the upper arm and the chest. You can wear it on either shoulder or as a pair together. The style is neutral, allowing you to easily match it with other Epic Armoury leather and metal armours when customizing your character’s equipment.

HISTORY

• Inspired by armour historically made from metal
• Historically designed with sculpted ridges and overlapping plates to provide reinforced protection and to deflect attacks on a chaotic battlefield