Christmas Bauble - Gelatinous Cube

It goes by many names.
Gelatinous Cube.
Dungeon Slime.
Monstrous Ameoba.
Dungeon Roomba...

It is the classic foe, fearsome to all adventurers than those with enchanted weapons (or the tinkerer that learnt to make bottles of hand-sani from Dwarven liquor), and it can now be hung from any appropriate ledge. A Christmas tree, your car's rear view mirror, the little corner strap bit of your mobile phone.
Why, it's the gift of surprisngly few uses, but it looks really cute and that's the point.

Well... no points... it's a gelatinous cube...

So if you need the perfect Secret Santa gift for the geek in your office and need to keep it under $20?
Need to appeal to their interests without risking getting them something they already have like yet another set of polyhedral dice?
Then this is the perfect gift!

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you're going to be very attractive indeed!

Also warm. Very warm.

Sometimes you need ot be able to whip the dice out at a time that no one is expecting it. These tiny dice are perfect for any flambouyant bard or risk taking rogue looking to add a touch of flair with slight of hand...

... or general kawaii-ness. They're a maximum of 10mm across!

This Dungeon or Dragon ready set contains:

• 1D4
• 1D6
• 1D8
• 1D10
• 1D10 percentile
• 1D12
• 1D20

Customer Note: Packaged RPG Squeezies are fully coloured in various colour sets. White Squeezies pictured are production samples.

RPG Squeeze™ is a new slow-rise, blind-box squishy. This first wave focused on everyone's favorite PHB cover monster, Eyegor The Beholder!

These are now in Phase two, with a Gelatinous Cube and a Mimic.
Each box contains one mystery color squishy (White are sample products only).
The 5 core colors are assorted 1/5. If you roll a natural 20 you’ll find yourself with one of the rare colors that are only 1/25.

Please note that these are meant to be blind-box items. Part of the fun is the random, loot-drop like nature of not knowing what you're going to get.
Even we don't know what's in any particular box, so please do not ask us to send you a particular monster or colour as we cannot ruin the packaging for other customers attempting to find the specific one that you want.

These will make a great gift for any fan of RPGs!

Goblin filled dice, for dice goblins!

This set of sharp edged, resin polyhedral dice are each filled with an adorable little JRPG style goblin. Each set contains:

• D4
• D6
• D8
• D10
• D00
• D12
• D20
• A carry case to contain them

A special D20 that can keep an eye on the players at the table.

Tired of the crappy old Christmas Cracker?

Why not make your festive season EPIC with our Epic Christmas Crackers!

Each cracker contains:

• 3x gold coins
• 1x piece of character building jewlery
• A terrible fantasy inspired joke and/or riddle
• The MANDATORY shitty paper crown
• One Epic Armoury knife, because this is a family occassion and you may need to shank someone. Probably that uncle. You know the one.

Please be aware that supplies are strictly limited.

Image shows an example of the style of items included but exact contents (e.g. type of jewellery, design of knife) varies between crackers, as does the external cracker wrapping.

What if you only ever needed a single item to roll ALL of the dice? You'd think it was Christmas, right?

And what if it WERE Christmas as a part of it?

Well that's what you've got with this Christmas Tree spinner that works as a D4, D6, D8, d!0, D12, and D20

Small Potion Holder includes 2 vials

Large Potion Holder includes 3 vials

Need to heal your party's tank quickly?

Make sure you always have some health potions on you with these handy accessories!

The acrid smell of solvent hangs in the air of your lab, mixing with the sweet and tangy perfume of oils and spices. You have been testing a new solution--when did you start? Was it this morning or yesterday? The work has taken such concentration you are uncertain just how long you have been locked away.

The moment of truth is upon you as you feed the pungent potion to your rat. It seems to like the taste, eager for another sample. That is a good sign! To your relief you see the potion’s desired effects. The rat begins to shrink.

A job well done, you fill three small vials and place them into your Potion Holder. These might very well come in handy.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Potion Holder 2 Piece is a small unnoticeable bag for keeping potions safe while adventuring. The bag is made from tough plated split-leather folded around two small glass bottles with rubber stoppers, each capable of holding approximately 5 ml of fluid.

The bottles are held securely by leather pockets preventing them from making contact and breaking during combat or other rough play. Lock the pouch closed with a horn bar through a looped leather cord. The pouch can be attached to a belt via two belt straps fitted with brass studs, and will fit most Epic Armoury belts. For the adventurer who likes his or her healing potions intact, this Potion Holder is an essential part of any kit.

INSPIRATION

• Alchemy is a protoscience that contributed to modern chemistry and medicine, but unlike modern science, was rooted in mythology, magic, religion, and spirituality
• Alchemy could theoretically be used to create an Elixir of Life, restoring a person’s youth
• Alchemists believed in four elements: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water

The acrid smell of solvent hangs in the air of your lab, mixing with the sweet and tangy perfume of oils and spices. You have been testing a new solution--when did you start? Was it this morning or yesterday? The work has taken such concentration you are uncertain just how long you have been locked away.

The moment of truth is upon you as you feed the pungent potion to your rat. It seems to like the taste, eager for another sample. That is a good sign! To your relief you see the potion’s desired effects. The rat begins to shrink.

A job well done, you will fill three Small Potion Flasks and place them into your potion holder. These might very well come in handy.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Small Potion Flask is a small neutral glass bottle with a rubber stopper. This bottle is a perfect container for extracts, perfumes, potions or other valuable, semi-fabric or magically imbued liquids. Capable of holding approximately 5 ml or 0.2 fl.oz of liquid. Make sure to clean it between uses.

HISTORY

• Bottles have often been made of glass or clay in order to store liquids
• Bottles have been developed over millennia, with earliest examples appearing in China, Pheonicia, Rome and Crete
• Glass is a perfect material for long-term storage of liquids

SHIPPING NOTE: OUR SHIPPING CALCULATOR TREATS EACH COIN AS AN INDIVIDUAL PACKAGE SO IT CAN BE VERY WRONG WHEN BUYING BULK COINS. CONTACT US FOR A MANUAL SHIPPING QUOTE IF YOU HAVE THIS ISSUE.

You hold your knife between your teeth, keeping it accessible while your hands are busy picking a noble’s unguarded luggage. Leaving anything valuable without a guard is like an invitation to steal it...at least that’s been your experience.

With a satisfying ‘click!’ the lock comes undone and you pry the chest open to reveal--oh, yes! That will do nicely. You pocket what looks to be a sizeable purse of Copper Eagles and a few interesting looking weapons, before carefully replacing the lock and sneaking out of the tent undetected.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury's new Copper Eagle Coins are 3.1 cm diameter metal discs designed to serve as in-game currency for your game world. With an eagle engraved on one side and the Epic Armoury logo on the other, these copper-finished coins are made to be durable and attractive. Copper Eagle Coins feel heavy in your hand, seeming more valuable than flimsy alternatives.

Improve the immersion of your game by using these detailed coins for treasure and currency. Purchase your own stash in order to fill your royal coffers and appear as rich as your character claims, or use them to stock your NPC’s pockets in the form of desirable loot.

HISTORY

• The first coins were developed around the 8th and 7th centuries B.C.
• The Romans had a standardized currency that lasted until the Middle Ages
• Originally, coins were valued the same as their actual metal content
• During the mid-19th century, coins were minted with base metals and valued more than their actual material worth

A big man requires a big drink from a big horn.

Such drinks are often the difference between a state of peace or a state of war.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Chieftain Drinking Horn is a drinking vessel designed to hold half a liter of your favourite grog. This genuine horn comes from the Indian water buffalo, and was chosen specifically for its dark colouring. The outside is polished to perfection and engraved with a criss-cross pattern. The inside of the horn is treated for food consumption and longevity using a wax coating.

 Enjoy cool and room temperature liquids in your drinking horn while remaining in character, hiding away the unsightly plastic bottles. Our drinking horns are a great addition to feasts and war meetings. Use it like any other cup (remember to drink with the point of the horn rotated to the left or right...you’ll thank us) and keep it from spilling by resting it in a leather frog on your belt or in the wrought iron horn stand that comes with this purchase. With the proper care, you can expect your Chieftain Drinking Horn to last many long years.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Natural horn products are ABSOLUTELY NOT DISHWASHER SUITABLE.

To clean, place in warm soapy water, and brush gently with a bottle brush. With use, the wax may begin to peel back from the wall naturally. It can easily be re-adhered by adding more wax. Purchase a block of pure bees wax and gently melt it onto the affected area, thumbing the area closed and sealed again.

Cracks in horn may be fixed with the application of dish-washer safe "ModPodge", available on request at your local Spotlight or craft store.

Do not use for hot beverages. Do not use for alcoholic beverages higher than 20% ABV. Do not place in boiling liquid or put boiling liquid inside horn. Do not drop. Consume contents responsibly.