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The Dentist

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LEGEND

Life is action and it’s adventure! This second chance that’s been granted to us all is exactly what humanity needed to get up from its techno-couch and put that ginormous indolent butt into gear again. This forced « back to basics » with its multiple sources of dangers and mutant menaces is an incredible business opportunity for entrepreneurs like me! 
Who am I? Oh, nobody special really… Just a dream peddler. Guided by the wind, I break jaws and bones with The Dentist, my massive oaken studded club. Zombies, mutants, bandits or competitors, I make no particular distinction. I harvest their teeth and bone to make « authentic » shamanistic amulets. I sell them to travellers and the gullible members of communities I meet, convincing them that they bring some sort of mystical protection from the dangers of wilderness. Life is good, and The Dentist is there to insure I’ll retire rich. 

WORKSHOP

The Dentist is a very realistic reproduction of a studded club, which is perfectly suited to the context of our post-apocalyptic line of products. It is also quite appropriate for classical LARPers that seek an alternative to edged weapons. With its 32” length and one pound weight, it is well balanced for combat simulation. Like the rest of our weapons, it is very safe. Have no fear, no actual jaws were broken during the development of this club. 

CHARACTER

While the Dentist has been developed for our post-apocalyptic line, its « natural » look makes it a more than adequate choice for Heroic Fantasy characters. The weapon is exactly suited for skull-crushing barbarian, highway bandits that don’t want to kill their victims and city guards. It is also a great choice for priests and other characters that have sworn not to spill the blood of others.
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Before you pop down to the Winchester for a cold one and wait for this to all blow over, you might have to crack a few skulls.
Maybe get out the duct tape and strap a knife to the end of this one?

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LEGEND Life is action and it’s adventure! This second chance that’s been granted to us all is... more
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LEGEND

Life is action and it’s adventure! This second chance that’s been granted to us all is exactly what humanity needed to get up from its techno-couch and put that ginormous indolent butt into gear again. This forced « back to basics » with its multiple sources of dangers and mutant menaces is an incredible business opportunity for entrepreneurs like me! 
Who am I? Oh, nobody special really… Just a dream peddler. Guided by the wind, I break jaws and bones with The Dentist, my massive oaken studded club. Zombies, mutants, bandits or competitors, I make no particular distinction. I harvest their teeth and bone to make « authentic » shamanistic amulets. I sell them to travellers and the gullible members of communities I meet, convincing them that they bring some sort of mystical protection from the dangers of wilderness. Life is good, and The Dentist is there to insure I’ll retire rich. 

WORKSHOP

The Dentist is a very realistic reproduction of a studded club, which is perfectly suited to the context of our post-apocalyptic line of products. It is also quite appropriate for classical LARPers that seek an alternative to edged weapons. With its 32” length and one pound weight, it is well balanced for combat simulation. Like the rest of our weapons, it is very safe. Have no fear, no actual jaws were broken during the development of this club. 

CHARACTER

While the Dentist has been developed for our post-apocalyptic line, its « natural » look makes it a more than adequate choice for Heroic Fantasy characters. The weapon is exactly suited for skull-crushing barbarian, highway bandits that don’t want to kill their victims and city guards. It is also a great choice for priests and other characters that have sworn not to spill the blood of others.
Weight: 435g
Width: 6.4cm
Height: 82cm
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