Rolling Pin

You’ve been baking all day, preparing the meat pies sold in your shop window. Flour cakes your arms up to your elbows, and as you wipe at your forehead with the back of your hand, you leave more flour on your face. As you prepare another crust, you see a pair of small hands nabbing a pie from your counter.

You are well versed in pie-thieves, and wielding your Rolling Pin, you thwack the would-be thief across the knuckles. The halfling squeals in pain, running out the shop door as you return to baking. Good riddance!

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Rolling Pin is a coreless prop that can be especially handy in emergency homestead defense, or teaching pie-thieves and lazy, good-for-nothings a lesson. Life-sized, this pin is 42 cm long with 10 cm handles on either side. Handpainted and sculpted, this Rolling Pin appears to be made of real wood.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this throwing weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Used to shape and flatten dough as a food preparation tool
• Seen wielded by angry housewives in cliché humor

Image from The Simpsons, "Bart vs. Australia", Season 6 / Episode 16 (13:21) ©20th Century Fox Studios

Stir up the soup you will turn your enemies into with this Wooden spoon from Calimacil.

Looks and feels like a real wooden spoon until you drive it into your enemies on the battlefield that is the kitchen.

Made using Injected Polyurethane with a fibreglass core, this imitation kitchen utensil will complete the look of any adventurer who cares about good nutrition.

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

Sometimes you need to be able to form an angry mob and you require flaming torches and pitchforks.

Other times you're merely disgruntled and need to ride a disgraced Lord out of town by pelting them with a variety of fresh produce and it's best done as cheesily as possible.

Boiling hot cheese. The kind that melts flesh from bones!

Or goes great as a Caulibake.... Like, either/or ?‍♂️?‍♀️


Note: As with the throwing fish, we may have not (definitely have not) accurately named the vegetables. If you are after a very specific vegetable, we advise confirming with us before we send out your order. We endeavour to send out the selected vegetable with the corresponding image.