Wooden Spoon

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Stir up the soup you will turn your enemies into with this Wooden spoon from Calimacil.

Looks and feels like a real wooden spoon until you drive it into your enemies on the battlefield that is the kitchen.

Made using Injected Polyurethane with a fibreglass core, this imitation kitchen utensil will complete the look of any adventurer who cares about good nutrition.

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

You’ve been baking all day, preparing the meat pies sold in your shop window. Flour cakes your arms up to your elbows, and as you wipe at your forehead with the back of your hand, you leave more flour on your face. As you prepare another crust, you see a pair of small hands nabbing a pie from your counter.

You are well versed in pie-thieves, and wielding your Rolling Pin, you thwack the would-be thief across the knuckles. The halfling squeals in pain, running out the shop door as you return to baking. Good riddance!

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Rolling Pin is a coreless prop that can be especially handy in emergency homestead defense, or teaching pie-thieves and lazy, good-for-nothings a lesson. Life-sized, this pin is 42 cm long with 10 cm handles on either side. Handpainted and sculpted, this Rolling Pin appears to be made of real wood.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this throwing weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Used to shape and flatten dough as a food preparation tool
• Seen wielded by angry housewives in cliché humor

Zombies are coming. They are heading straight for your camp. As you scramble to escape, one of your fellow survivors gives you a funny look. The only weapon you could find to defend yourself was a Meat Cleaver.

Still, you’ve got a strong arm and a lot of determination. There is always a chance that you’ll find yourself alone against the undead, and you plan on giving those monsters a hard time if they plan on making you dinner. Then again, you recognize the irony in wielding a kitchen tool.

DETAILS

Dark Moon’s Meat Cleaver is an ideal companion for anyone looking to find their way around the post-apocalyptic world. Sculpted and handpainted to look like a realistic butcher knife, this latex weapon is 36 cm long with a 9 cm wide head and a 16 cm grip. The blade appears well used with several notches along the edge, and a ring on the spine for hanging the cleaver from a belt.

The Meat Cleaver has a large ergonomic handle with defined edges and three metal studs. The blade has a modern plastic-like look similar to a mid-range kitchen utensil. Made from durable closed cell foam around a fibreglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your post-apocalyptic kit.

HISTORY

• Largely used as a kitchen or butcher knife, intended for hacking through bone
• Real cleavers have thicker edges to withstand repeated blows against hard surfaces

Shern de shern de herf! Sher de chicky en de farney hug!

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

Legend

CAPTAIN AHAB the Monomaniacal Captain of the whaling ship Pequod. A Mission cut short by this Dastardly Captains foolhardy desire to seek revenge against the Whale that took his leg. The Hero Moby-Dick dragged the Captain to the depths without his trusty knife to free himself.

Workshop

The Fishing Knife is a simple yet very detailed dagger. Its steel blade has a smooth curve to help gut fishes and prepare meat. Its handle has a rich wooden texture with tarnished gold details. Made of our unique Calimacil foam, this dagger will remain safe even after years of use, and its realism makes it a perfect piece for historical reenactment as well as LARP.

Character

Everyone should have a knife. Chefs will appreciate its use in the kitchen, while adventurers always need to cut rope, fight in a tavern or hide a small dagger during stealth missions. Its historic design is fit for reenactment as well as fantasy settings.

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

Sometimes you need to be able to form an angry mob and you require flaming torches and pitchforks.

Other times you're merely disgruntled and need to ride a disgraced Lord out of town by pelting them with a variety of fresh produce...


Note: As with the throwing fish, we may have not (definitely have not) accurately named the vegetables. If you are after a very specific vegetable, we advise confirming with us before we send out your order. We endeavour to send out the selected vegetable with the corresponding image.

When hurling vegetables isn't enough, but flaming torches and pitch forks are too far...

A coreless, LARP combat suitable fish between 30cm and 45cm.

We are aware that we used to allow you to select the species of fish, but it was genuinely becoming too complex to maintain that with supplier inventories changing so regularly. So now if you need to specific fish and you're not able to make it in store, please leave a comment with your order and we will do our best to accomodate it but steadfastly make no guarantees you will receive that model.

It’s been a long day trecking across the countryside, and you are famished. You and your party finally settle down to make camp and start dinner. It’s your favourite part of the journey--eating warm food thanks to a comforting fire surrounded by friends!

As the rations are passed around, you remove the Cutlery from your belt. You are always prepared for a meal, fork and knife at the ready.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Cutlery with Leather Hanger is a set of eating utensils, including a knife, spoon and two-pronged fork. Made from rough, darkened steel, each handle is uniquely wrought near the head and end to give it character and a superior grip.

This Cutlery is safe to use and perfect when you want to maintain immersion. This set includes a handy leather pouch made from top-grain leather that is stitched around the edges, preventing it from deforming with excessive use. Keep your cutlery safe by securing the pouch’s chain hook through a leather loop, keeping the lid closed. Attach the pouch to your belt, sash, or bag for ready use.

HISTORY

• A person who practices the trade of creating cutlery is called a cutler
• The word cutler is derived from the Middle English word ‘cuteler,’ which is from the Old French word ‘coutelier’ (meaning ‘knife’)
• Sets of tableware have been called cutlery since the 13th century
• Steel and pewter have always been popular materials for knives and spoons