The Butcher's Kitchen Cleaver

Shern de shern de herf! Sher de chicky en de farney hug!

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

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Stir up the soup you will turn your enemies into with this Wooden spoon from Calimacil.

Looks and feels like a real wooden spoon until you drive it into your enemies on the battlefield that is the kitchen.

Made using Injected Polyurethane with a fibreglass core, this imitation kitchen utensil will complete the look of any adventurer who cares about good nutrition.

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

In the Whimsical Realm of Sillysea nestled between Mount Giggle and the Whispering Woods lies a legend about a mystical being known as "The Fish". This extraordinary Fish isn't your typical swimmer; it shimmers with scales that reflect laughter and twinkles mischievously with its eyes.

Locals discovered that regaling The Fish with absurd tales and jokes brings immense luck and joy. So, storytellers gather by the shores armed with their wackiest yarns, hoping to amuse The Fish. But catching The Fish isn't easy! Only those who tickle its funny bone with uproarious tales earn its favor, receiving a lifetime of laughter and blessings.

As word of The Fish spreads, travelers flock to Sillysea, seeking the creature that brings mirth to all who meet it. And so, the legend of The Fish lives on, spreading joy and laughter throughout the lands.

The Foam LARP Fish is an enchanting, lifelike companion designed to elevate your role-playing adventures. Crafted with intricate scales and vibrant paintwork, it's versatile, safe for battles, and perfect for comedic moments or quests. Embrace creativity and safety with this durable, entertaining addition to your gear!

Introducing Calimacil's Foam LARP Fish! Measuring 35cm in length, this enchanting foam creation is more than just a prop—it's an immersive, lifelike companion designed to enhance your role-playing adventures.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, our Foam LARP Fish boasts intricate scale patterns and vibrant paintwork that elevate its appearance, making it almost seem alive. The meticulously applied paintwork brings out its playful personality.

This foam fish isn't just a static prop; it's a versatile addition to your LARP gear. Whether used as a whimsical accessory for comedic moments, a storytelling tool, or a fun element in quests, its lightweight and durable construction makes it easy to wield in various scenarios.

The foam construction ensures safety during intense battles or playful encounters, allowing for worry-free interaction while maintaining an authentic appearance. Its flexibility and softness guarantee that even the most comedic or unpredictable moments won't break the illusion or cause harm. The Foam LARP Fish is also safe for throwing! Its soft and flexible foam material ensures worry-free fun!

Embrace the fun and creativity with Calimacil's Foam LARP Fish—a safe, durable, and entertaining asset for your next LARPing journey!

Founded in 2004 in the cold windswept plains of the eastern Canada, Calimacil set out from its inception to become a world-class supplier of high-end LARP and historical re-enactment foam weapons. Our lavishly decorated designs are inspired by the martial lore of history, legends and stories taken directly from the dreamscapes of heroic fantasy. Our products are manufactured by an eager band of artisans made of passionate LARP players, martial arts practitioners and hardcore gamers. Playing is a fundamental part of the company's ethos as it focuses our creative energies and drives us to create new exciting weapons models. best foam weapon to play with.

No self-respecting Viking or Dwarf will be found without one. The Drunken Monks of Sheng famously get drunk before a fight. This allegedly increases their chi-flow and allows them to ignore pain.
The famous wizard Trivellius of Clu had this to say about Sheng in his travel records: "And so I reach Sheng. I was so very thirsty. The sailors brought some watered-down wine but it did not hit the spot. As soon as I entered Kan Port my guide greeted me with a barrel of Martial Stout. Ah! Let me tell you. I could live here forever. I got blind drunk and beat up a child - they say he was a martial arts student but he couldn't have been more than twelve years old - and the town applauded me! Applauded! For assault against a minor! It's paradise!"

You’ve been baking all day, preparing the meat pies sold in your shop window. Flour cakes your arms up to your elbows, and as you wipe at your forehead with the back of your hand, you leave more flour on your face. As you prepare another crust, you see a pair of small hands nabbing a pie from your counter.

You are well versed in pie-thieves, and wielding your Rolling Pin, you thwack the would-be thief across the knuckles. The halfling squeals in pain, running out the shop door as you return to baking. Good riddance!

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Rolling Pin is a coreless prop that can be especially handy in emergency homestead defense, or teaching pie-thieves and lazy, good-for-nothings a lesson. Life-sized, this pin is 42 cm long with 10 cm handles on either side. Handpainted and sculpted, this Rolling Pin appears to be made of real wood.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this throwing weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Used to shape and flatten dough as a food preparation tool
• Seen wielded by angry housewives in cliché humor