Roast Chicken

Behold! A MAN!

This soft polyurethane chicken can be used to slap at people or throw, depending on whether or not your rules system is anything like the hit anime series Food Wars

No self-respecting Viking or Dwarf will be found without one. The Drunken Monks of Sheng famously get drunk before a fight. This allegedly increases their chi-flow and allows them to ignore pain.
The famous wizard Trivellius of Clu had this to say about Sheng in his travel records: "And so I reach Sheng. I was so very thirsty. The sailors brought some watered-down wine but it did not hit the spot. As soon as I entered Kan Port my guide greeted me with a barrel of Martial Stout. Ah! Let me tell you. I could live here forever. I got blind drunk and beat up a child - they say he was a martial arts student but he couldn't have been more than twelve years old - and the town applauded me! Applauded! For assault against a minor! It's paradise!"

You’ve been baking all day, preparing the meat pies sold in your shop window. Flour cakes your arms up to your elbows, and as you wipe at your forehead with the back of your hand, you leave more flour on your face. As you prepare another crust, you see a pair of small hands nabbing a pie from your counter.

You are well versed in pie-thieves, and wielding your Rolling Pin, you thwack the would-be thief across the knuckles. The halfling squeals in pain, running out the shop door as you return to baking. Good riddance!

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Rolling Pin is a coreless prop that can be especially handy in emergency homestead defense, or teaching pie-thieves and lazy, good-for-nothings a lesson. Life-sized, this pin is 42 cm long with 10 cm handles on either side. Handpainted and sculpted, this Rolling Pin appears to be made of real wood.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this throwing weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Used to shape and flatten dough as a food preparation tool
• Seen wielded by angry housewives in cliché humor

Never go into battle before first tasting your favorite ale. That is the advice you would give any of your fellow Dwarves, for you never know when this may be your last fight.

You slam your Beer Mug onto the table as you await the finest dark ale you know. The tavern was quiet before you walked inside, tense with the anticipation of a coming war, but you are loud and bring life back to its walls. You raise a toast to the barkeep and to any nearby, granting them glory on the battlefield before drinking deeply from your mug.

It would be a true shame to leave this world while thirsty.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury’s Beer Mug with Metal Bands is a throwing weapon handy for impromptu fights against other midnight boozers. The beer mug is cylindrical, standing 20 cm tall with a 18 cm diameter. The mug is carved with a wood texture and coloured brown to resemble the staves of a cask, rimmed with riveted metal-hoops. The hoops connect to the metal-coloured handle which is 8 cm deep, leaving plenty of room for grip. The inside is coloured black, mimicking a dark wax typically found on the inside of wooden mugs.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this Beermug will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Also called a “tankard,” which originally referred to any wooden drinking vessel
• Similar to the earliest form of a tankard, which did not have a lid and resembled a barrel
• Earliest form has been found from as far back as 2000 years ago

It's not holy, but it does the job

You first found a Hand Grenade while scavenging. Some soldier had it stashed in her pack, unused against the invading dead. She wouldn’t miss it, so into your own pack it went.

The only thing is, you aren’t really sure what the Hand Grenade does! You expect that it will create an explosion--but there’s only one real way to find out. You won’t miss your chance to use it if the need should arise.

DETAILS

Dark Moon’s Hand Grenade is a realistic looking grenade designed to be used as a throwing weapon in a post-apocalyptic world. Whether it contains shrapnel, sleep gas, or disorienting smoke, there is one thing for certain: this hand grenade is extremely useful!

This Hand Grenade is available in black, and is sculpted and handpainted to look like heavy metal. Its 7.5 cm diameter fits great in the hand, with a realistic safety pin detailed on the top. Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this Hand Grenade will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your LARP kit.

HISTORY

• Commonly used for centuries
• Used during the 21st century to negate an opponent’s cover
• True grenades might contain explosive fragments, sleep gas, or smoke

... Ouch!

Use this brick to convert your enemies into the foundation of your next corpse pile. Made from foam and latex, it's also the perfect option for when you want to throw a brick at someone but still be friends after.

The trick is never to stay in one place for too long. Inevitably the undead will sniff you out of your hiding hole, and you’ll find yourself cornered by an endless sea of flesh-hungry abominations. Unfortunately, while you’re on the move, your last encounter emptied the last of your bullets. With only an empty gun you’re defenseless.

You take refuge in an old hardware shop, looking for a new weapon. The place has been picked clean. That’s when you spot the pile of old bricks with a dusty and crooked ‘for sale’ sign. You pick up one, liking the weight. It will be good to have while you search for something better.

DETAILS

Epic Armoury's Brick is a realistic looking brick designed to be used as a throwing weapon in a post-apocalyptic world. Whether your post-apocalypse has been caused by a nuclear holocaust, natural disasters or disease, there is one thing the broken city will always have aplenty: damaged bricks. This brick has been realistically detailed with chips and cracks, and is handpainted to appear partially burnt.

Made from coreless durable closed cell foam and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that this Brick will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.

HISTORY

• Traditionally made from clay to make walls, pavements, and other masonry
• Fired bricks are one of the strongest and longest lasting building materials
• Fired bricks have been used since at least 5000 B.C., with air-dried bricks dating back even further