"Sir, I don't think they're real pirates."
"What do you mean, Navigator?"
"Well, Captain, their flag only has one bone, they demanded we handed over limes, and their personal hygeine seems impeccable."
"A pox on what you say, look at their shoes! B'lud, they are but the serious business!"
|Height:||Bootleg Height 38cm (size L) 41cm (size XL)|
|Width:||Bootleg Width 39cm (size L) 43cm (size XL)|
|Maintenance:||Use leather wax regularly to prolong product life. Only clean using proper leather soap, following instructions closely.|